Monday, October 10, 2011

Sectional Couch Rant

Today, we shall have a guest blogger on this site.....Aaron Christopher Wilkerson I.  But first, I think that everyone should view the following link:


Let that be a lesson to you all that just because you dress up like a hero, there's only one true hero: Jesus.

Anywayz, let me get back to what I'm here for: unfiltered uncensored unadulterated honesty.  As I sit here on sectional couch watching the Tigers get ready to lose Game 2 of the ALCS, a thought I have in my head is: Since when do I watch baseball?  It's interesting how the playoffs can bring the most fair weather fans out of hiding.  Oh snap, Victor Cruz just got hit by a pitch!  I wonder if that was premeditated.  I think that to be a pitcher, you have to have some sort of control.

But I digress....The real purpose of me to be on this blog is, wait a second, my scorching hot wife just walked in.  I hit the jackpot with her, real talk.  Look as she picks up things off the ground!  Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night and I say to myself (Strike 2!), "self, why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night?"  Actually, I don't say that.  I just wrote that for comedic license.  My wife is beautiful.  Beautifully beautiful in fact.  If I were to all of a sudden lose my memory and I saw her for the first time, I would  (Double Play!!!!!  Extra Innings!!!) say, "Beautiful"  It's sorta like that movie, Regarding Henry featuring Harrison Ford and Annette Bening back in the 90's.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, please rent that movie.  Cinematic adventure.  Well, J.Lo is on tv and she wants me to move my body and buy a Fiat.  So I shall now determine how to afford it.  Peace to the Middle East!


  1. GREATEST BLOG POST EVER! Oh snap! I think my girlish giggles just woke my snoozing hubby! Worth it!